Gambas
Saturday, March 24, 2018
Rosa
Montero
Those legs, worthy of an aracnid, which never manage to unfold for being so long.
It is difficult in this 21st century and with its MeToo Movement
to discuss (as a man) what a woman may look like to me (a man).
In one of my first shows many years ago which I shared
with two other photographers (one was a woman) they featured female nudes that
showed parts but no face. My nudes showed the faces. I remember that someone
left a note that said, ”Thank you for the faces.”
In a trip to my native Buenos Aires some ten years ago (I
have returned twice since) I told my nephew Georgito O’Reilly, a loving father
who happens to play killer rugby and in his youth was a member of Argentina’s
Pumas that I could not understand those toothpaste posters in the streets that
featured beautiful Argentine women in bikinis. Ten years ago I was already part
of that Canadian mentality in which men learn about feminism and steer away
from calling women ladies or girls.
It was 50 years ago that I complained to my new Canadian
wife, Rosemary, that I did not like how she fried eggs, sewed buttons or hemmed
my jeans. Those who may be reading this would suspect that I learned to cook
eggs, sew buttons and hem jeans, pronto.
My nephew could not understand my criticism of the
toothpaste ads. His comment to me was something to do with me being gay.
Now that I have cleared the air, I cannot refrain from
stating here that not only am I a neck man (in reference to the opposite sex)
but also a leg man.
My admiration for female legs began with my admiring my
mother’s. In those days when you went to airports and passengers deplaned on
the tarmac (and particularly on the side not facing the airport window), I could
always tell which one was my mother. She had splendid legs. I must add here
that I inherited her legs and also a pair of lovely feet. My 75 year-old feet
look decades younger.
In 1968 while teaching English in Mexico City I spotted a
woman (from the back) leaving the school. She had long and straight blonde
hair. She was slim and she was wearing a micro-mini skirt. Her legs were from
here to there. That was Rosemary Healey whom I shortly married.
I am a leg man. Since then I can cite the legs of jazz
dancer Viktoria Langton, Tarren Rae and that of Nena K.
The two latter women caused me to almost have an early
meeting with death.
Of Nena K I can state that while driving down West
16th Avenue I spotted a woman with long and shapely legs, wearing a
tight black dress with slits on the side. What made me swerve the car (not
paying attention to the road) was more than the legs and the package
accompanying it. What made me swerve is that the woman whom I saw from the rear
was someone I knew well. I learned to dance the tango with that apparition of
beauty.