Victoria Lace is not a rose
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Rosa 'Mary Webb' & Victoria Lace |
I arrived at my assignation early one afternoon in a very
hot day in June 1998. With me I had my Mamiya RB-67, Ektachrome film, a tripod
and a powerful Profoto ring flash. I also had a cooler. In the cooler I had
some cut roses. They were, Jacqueline Dupré, Sexy Rexy, Mrs. Oakley Fisher,
Gertrude Jeckyll, Dainty Bess, Sweet Juliete, Fimbriata, Reine Victoria, Mary
Webb, and Souvernir de Malmaison.
I parked my car (it has commercial plates) in an alley
that was full of drug pushers and their customers. Some were shooting up. This
was the Vancouver East Side. The old refurbished building I entered had an
imposing office reception all of stainless steel. I was expected so I was shown
in immediately.
While I waited for my subject (called Victoria Lace) to get
ready I was shown in a room that had multiple video screens. The young man in
it was in charge of flaming people who went beyond the boundaries of the
company’s regulations for on-line watching and chatting. On the walls without
the screens were framed pictures featuring what seemed to be music awards. If
you looked closer (and I did) they were prizes for won porn films.
Days before I had talked to the head of the joint (a sort
of friend of mine) who after I explained my project said, “You need someone
with a flowery name and a clean clam. That’s Victoria Lace. She will be ready
for you.”
I was let in to the room. Victoria Lace was sitting on a
divan. On one wall were towels and sheets and a sign that read, “If you use
oil, you are responsible for the washing.” Around the divan were several video
cameras. Whatever it was that Victoria Lace (she clued me in eventually) she
did it on her own. It was a sort of early video selfie before selfies got the
name.
Victoria Lace talked to “customers” as she
did stuff that
would possibly make most of us blush. And she chatted with them. If
they got too forward or insulting the chap in the other room would disconnect
them without a money-back-guarantee.
No I am not shy but still I am shy! Victoria Lace knew
what I was up to. I was going to photograph her external sexual organ covered
by each one of my cut roses from my garden. I had chosen roses with female
names. Most who are rosarians know that there is no Rosa ‘Victoria Lace’.
I aimed my ring flash (the camera is placed in a hole surrounded
by the circular flash. It looks like a Bundt pan. Victoria Lace posed most
naturally and I snapped my pictures. The last photograph after we had gone
through all the roses was Victoria Lace sans roses.
I thanked her and after giving her the roses (she was
delighted) I quickly left.
I chose in the end five roses plus a sixth slide of
Victoria Lace. They appeared at a group show (an erotic one) at the then gang
busting photo gallery on Beatty Street, the Exposure Gallery.
I made
the pictures small and backed the 6x7cm slides with silver card. Few people
figured it out and a some came up to me and asked me, “What is exactly
erotic about these?” I could not answer then nor could I answer now.